Elsa Pataky

“I am getting motherfucking tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.”

 

Birthday:

7/18/1976

Nickname:

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Birthname:

Elsa Lafuente Medianu

Hookups:

Adrien Brody, Michaël Youn
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Hometown:

Madrid, Spain

Assets:

Totally hot, European
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Vices:

Rollerblading
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Sign:

Cancer

Height:

5'5

Job:

Actress/Model
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Hobbies:

Rollerblading, snowboarding, and horseback riding
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Ethnicity:

White

Country of Origin:

Spain

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Introduction

Elsa Pataky got her start in Spanish cinema. Her first big American movie was the critically acclaimed, existential drama known as Snakes on a Plane (2006). Her easy-on-the-eyes face graces the cover of numerous fashion magazines, many of which are Spanish language. She is hot.

Life Story

Elsa was born to a Hungarian/Romanian mother and a Spanish father, which begins to explain why she is so hot. She chose to use her mother's surname, Pataky, which is Hungarian and means "someone who lived near a creek". She attended the Universidad de San Pablo and studied journalism. During this time, Pataky also enrolled in acting classes. Once being cast in the TV series Al Salir de Clase, she dropped school like a bad habit and pursued acting full time.

Pataky has done a ton of Spanish films which no one who is reading this has ever heard of. Her first big American roll was alongside Mr. Tasty Burger, Samuel L. Jackson, in Snakes on a Plane (2006). Aside from speaking English while being hot, she is also fluent in Italian, French, Spanish, and Romanian. She is currently dating super lucky bastard Adrien Brody. She is also filming a movie titled Skate or Die, which is hopefully about the 80’s video game. Again, its worth mentioning one last time that she is hot.