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Heidi Montag is an intern for Bolthouse Productions in Los Angeles. She used to study at the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising but dropped out after realizing that she does not really want to go to school.
Heidi Montag is one of the cast members of MTV’s reality show, The Hills. In the show, Heidi was a friend of Audrina Patridge and the roommate of Lauren Conrad. She first dated Jordan Eubanks then broke up with him after eight months, only to go out with Spencer Pratt. Incidentally, Pratt is the best friend of Brody Jenner, who dated Conrad for a short time. When Lauren and Spencer could not find a way to get along, Heidi ended her friendship with her.
After feeling that she and Spencer fought too much, she moved out of the apartment they shared at the end of last season. She moved home to Colorado to take space and think about what she wanted. The two have since reconciled and Spencer is helping Heidi with her music career. Their marriage plans are still off.
In May 2007, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced their engagment. They were married in November 2008 in a brief ceremony in Mexico with no friends or family present.
They have since gone on to become the planet's most talentless and annoying couple, by professing their devotion to Christianity, appearing in Playboy and being thrown off numerous reality-television shows.
She has also said that she loves Spencer's creepy flesh-colored beard and that Joel McHale can stick it.
More recently, she has also fallen madly in love with Spencer's one and only douche-hat, which he thinks makes him look like a stupid-ass cowboy, when in reality, the look he is tying to attempt pretty much just makes him look like the big douche he is.
Heidi has had several cosmetic surgery procedures. The first one that she admitted to was having a breast implants. In 2008, she said the new breasts were 'revenge' for having been teased while growing up. She also had a nose job, to make her nose thinner and straighter and had her chin reduced. In the September 2009 issue of Playboy, Heidi said, I plan to get a few more upgrades...I'm sure as I get older I'll need some touch-ups.
Heidi supposedly began her transformation on November 20, 2009. In the course of one day, she had a total of 10 procedures done. People featured the before and after pictures of the results of Heidi Montag's plastic surgery, one of the magazine's January 2010 issues. The cover of the magazine showed a picture of Montag in 2008 compared to the 'new' Montag in 2010. Montag admits that she is "beyond obsessed" with plastic surgery.