“I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Snow White book. I’m reading a book about worker rights of the Oompa Loompas. Right now I’m also reading the Open Veins of America, beginning to end. I’m very multi-cultural. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am. I also love Creepy Flesh-Colored Beards!”
Nickname:
Mrs. Doucebag, Mrs. Creepy Flesh-Colored Beard
Hometown:
Hollywood, California
Assets:
Great ass, nice set of tits, endless jokes about creepy flesh-colored beards
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Vices:
totally devoid of talent ,Karaoke, being n uberbitch, fake, big head, stupid-ass woman, "religion", creepy flesh-colored beards and the stupid men behind them
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Job:
Reality Actress, Singer, marrying creepy flesh-colored beards
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Hobbies:
Singing, fellatio, kissing creepy flesh-colored beards
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Chicks She's Worked With
Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Stephanie Pratt, Jenn Bunny, Kristin Cavallari, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Stephanie Pratt, Jenn Bunny
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Heidi Montag is an intern for Bolthouse Productions in Los Angeles. She used to study at the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising but dropped out after realizing that she does not really want to go to school.
Heidi Montag is one of the cast members of MTV’s reality show, The Hills. In the show, Heidi was a friend of Audrina Patridge and the roommate of Lauren Conrad. She first dated Jordan Eubanks then broke up with him after eight months, only to go out with Spencer Pratt. Incidentally, Pratt is the best friend of Brody Jenner, who dated Conrad for a short time. When Lauren and Spencer could not find a way to get along, Heidi ended her friendship with her.
After feeling that she and Spencer fought too much, she moved out of the apartment they shared at the end of last season. She moved home to Colorado to take space and think about what she wanted. The two have since reconciled and Spencer is helping Heidi with her music career. Their marriage plans are still off.
In May 2007, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced their engagment. They were married in November 2008 in a brief ceremony in Mexico with no friends or family present.
They have since gone on to become the planet's most talentless and annoying couple, by professing their devotion to Christianity, appearing in Playboy and being thrown off numerous reality-television shows.
She has also said that she loves Spencer's creepy flesh-colored beard and that Joel McHale can stick it.
More recently, she has also fallen madly in love with Spencer's one and only douche-hat, which he thinks makes him look like a stupid-ass cowboy, when in reality, the look he is tying to attempt pretty much just makes him look like the big douche he is.
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