Jessica Burciaga

Jessica Burciaga Introduction

It used to be that hot chicks with no talent had to sleep their way to the top. Now they just post pictures of themselves on the internet and charge 14-year-olds $19.95 a month to look at them. She also LOVES to have sex with random guys, and sometimes girls!

Jessica Burciaga Life Story

Born and raised in southern California, she wanted to be famous since she was in the 6th grade. She was hot enough to dance in the background of some music videos, but she got tired of that and got a job a Hooters. Her brother subscribed to "Stuff Magazine" (he is the big reader in the family) so she decided to send some pictures of herself in for their "Neighborhood Knockout" section. The rest is history!

Jessica Burciaga Career

Throwing the word "career" around a bit loosely aren't we? She's been in "Stuff", "Maxim", and a bunch of car magazines like "Import Tuner" and "Performance Auto Sound". She has her own website and her own myspace page. She has a tattoo of a flower on her lower back, and this is just a guess here, does not have a 401K or comparable retirement savings plan.