Johanna Black

Johanna Black Introduction

Johanna Black is a Canadian film and television actress, whose web presence leaves something to be desired. Lucky you have Chickipedia researchers culling information everywhere, from creepy Canadian fansites to... creepier German ones.

Johanna Black Life Story

Black debuted at the side of 80s icon and legwarmer model Jennifer Beals in the 1993 television thriller Night Owl. Black's role was that of "Siren in Alley," which probable meant the part was negligible.

Nonetheless, Black never gave up her Hollywood dreams and headed back to the great white north to go Elk hunting or whatever it is they do up there. No no, she pressed on and got a role as "Cindy" in the Dave Foley film, The Wrong Guy. Apparently this was shot in Canada, so we suppose they do do other things up there than hunt Elk. NOTE: No Elks were shot during the shooting of the film.

She then took several roles in smaller productions until landing a guest starring spot on Total Recall 2070, the short lived television series based on the Arnold Schwarzenegger film, Total Recall. Sadly, Johanna did not play the Three-Boobed Martian Woman.

In 2000, Johanna got a role in the thriller, Hide and Seek, starring Vincent Gallo. This film did not receive too much press; but as Chloe Sevigny learned, you sort of have to fellate Vincent Gallo for real on screen to make any waves with a Vincent Gallo film.

This summer, Johanna Black plans to not fellate Vincent Gallo on screen, or in real life, or both. We can not speak for Chloe.