- Line Cap'n MegWhoTaps
- Meghan Vasconcellos
- Taunton MA
- United States
- Cheerleader (retired) Swimsuit Model
- Supporting Violent Testosterone-fueled Sport With Vaguely Sexual Choreography And Giddy High-pitched Chanting
- Ability To Remind Men To Scrutinize Their Swimsuit Calendar Thereby Increasing Organization By 90%
- Has Gone Missing From The Patriots Current Cheerleader Bio Page
Meghan Vasconcellos Introduction
Meghan Vasconcellos was a line captain for the New England Patriots cheerleaders. She was also featured in the September 2006 issue of Maxim.
Meghan Vasconcellos Life story
Not much is known publicly about Meghan Vasconellos, except that she magically appeared in the ranks of the New England Patriots cheerleader squad in 2006, and then went missing shortly before the 2006 season, after a publicity appearance with the squad in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. Taunton Massachusetts knows she was never a varsity cheerleader in high school, and instead foucsed her talents on competitive dance. An alleged "minor" surgical enhancement gave her the confidence to share her gifts.
She was mysteriously replaced on the Patriots’ website with rookie cheerleader Kelly Looke. If the Patriots are trying to fool us with the switch, they might have at least gotten a brunette.
Several conspiracies as to the reason behind Meghan’s “disappearance” have surfaced on Patriots fan forums. One theory is that Meghan left the squad for a more lucrative contract with the Celtic dancers, which provided more appearances, an indoor venue to alleviate unsightly THO, and more challenging moves to bust. Another theory is that she was impregnated with Tom Brady’s love child, and then paid to disappear by head coach Bill Belichick, who will not let distractions like emotion and responsibility to family get in the way of an undefeated season.