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Michelle Marie Pfeiffer
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Natural beauty, MILF
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None, man.
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Actress
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Fighting crime dressed as a cat, teaching kids in the ghetto how to read
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Introduction

As you get older, you realize that what they told you in kindergarten about everybody being a precious individual little snowflake was total bullshit. There are like 18 different types of chicks and bros, and you go through life meeting people that remind you of other people all the time. But if you think about it Michelle Pfeiffer doesn’t really look like anybody else, meaning that she is actually an alien. A hot, MILF-ish alien.


Life Story

In 1978, Pfeiffer entered and won the Miss Orange County beauty pageant, and then entered the statewide competition for Miss California, USA. Although unsuccessful in winning the title, Pfeiffer acquired an agent who helped her secure TV commercial parts and small movie and television roles before making her mark in Hollywood. Michelle's first part was in 1979 in the TV series "Delta House" as "The Bombshell." Her first big role was in the cult film The Hollywood Knights (1980). Her next role was in the so-awful-it's-actually-hilarious movie Grease 2 (1982). She rose to fame soon after playing along side Al Pachino in the favorite story about a coked up Cuban asshole who died after only four years of being a baller, entitled Scarface (1983).


Through 1988 and 1989, Pfeiffer would earn worldwide critical acclaim in Married to the Mob (1988), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), and The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989), which would earn her Oscar, BAFTA, and Golden Globe award wins and nominations. Next up were Batman Returns(1992) and Dangerous Minds (1995). She has been in a list of well received films including I am Sam (2001), What Lies Beneath (2000) and White Oleander (2002).


Michelle then took a four year break from acting to be a full-time mother. She returned in 2007 with three films: I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007), Hairspray (2007) and Stardust (2007), but only seven people saw that one. Next up for Michelle are starring roles in Cheri (2008) and Personal Effects (2008). She is currently married to equally successful writer/producer David E. Kelly.