“I make shock jocks nervous and give them sour stomachs, fuck Howard Stern”
Birthname:
Millica Natasa Jovovic
Assets:
Cheekbones, flexibility, legs, tightness
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Vices:
Dating directors of her movies, small boobs
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Job:
Actress, supermodel, fashion designer, singer
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Hobbies:
Killing zombies in order to save mankind
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Chicks She's Worked With
Michelle Rodriguez, Sienna Guillory, Ali Larter, Christine Taylor, Natalie Portman, Rosario Dawson, Sienna Guillory, Ali Larter, Christine Taylor, Natalie Portman, Rosario Dawson, Mini Anden, Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks
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Introduction
Milla Jovovich is a half-Russian, half-Yugoslav model/actress who was born in the Ukraine. Although she has tried better roles, Jovovich has achieved her greatest success with the sci-fi epics "The Fifth Element" and the Resident Evil trilogy (also starring Michelle Rodigruez, Sienna Guillory and Ali Larter). She continues to model, and at times has been among the highest paid supermodels. She has also enjoyed some success with her occasional forays into music.
Life Story
Milla was born in the Ukraine but moved to Los Angeles with her family when she was a young girl. Unfortunately, her doctor father was convicted and jailed for Medicaid fraud linked to the Russian Mob. Her mother, who had divorced him, had been a well-known actress in Russia. But she was forced to find work as a housecleaner for the rich and famous, including director Brian de Palma. Milla, who assisted her mom on the job, was constantly picked on and abused by her fellow classmates at school because of her ethnicity and her family’s lack of money. (Isn’t it refreshing to hear about a beautiful girl who wasn’t born with a silver spoon in her mouth? It just makes her that much hotter.) But Milla persevered, learning three different languages. By the age of 11 she was featured in Revlon’s “Most Unforgettable Women in the World.” By age 16 she was a world-renowned model who no longer had to clean houses for a living. At 21 Jovovich was a certified supermodel, known for her classic Eastern European face, long legs and enormous nips in place of her non-existent breasts. Her father was released in 1999; Milla has a half-brother from his relationship with an Argentinian woman.
Beginning when she was 9, Milla had small roles in a number of movies, and starred in "Return to the Blue Lagoon" in 1991. But her career stalled when her scenes were largely cut from "Dazed and Confused" (1993). She focused on modeling and singing. Her well-received folk-rock album "The Divine Comedy" (1994) led to singing appearances but she stuck to small venues. She has subsequently released demos of more electronica-type music.
Jovovich returned to movies in 1997 through French Director Luc Besson, whom she married in that year. He cast Milla as the lead in two over-the-top productions, the sci-fi blockbuster The Fifth Element with Bruce Willis, and the medieval epic Joan of Arc. Some critics praised her performances, and her Jovovich's androgynous build was unexpectedly suited to the roles. The relative box office success of these movies led to Milla being cast by well-known directors in a series of films in 1999-02. But Wim Wenders' "Million Dollar Hotel," Michael Winterbottom's "The Claim" and Bob Rafaelson's "No Good Deed" all fared poorly at the box office.
Milla's one success during this period was in a secondary role as a stereotypical Russian villainness in the modeling comedy "Zoolander." To revive her career, Milla then turned to doing schlock under the direction of new boyfriend Paul W.S. Anderson. They collaborated on a series of excruciatingly bad but financially successful movies based on the video game Resident Evil. Combined with "The Fifth Element," these movies changed the rail-thin Jovovich's image, turning her from waif into action star, as opposed to an actress. She's occasionally tried more challenging roles, with limited success. The jury is still out on her acting ability. In early 2009, Milla Jovovich was linked to pending productions by Paul Verhoeven and David Twohy (best known as the writer of "Waterworld.")
In November 2007, Milla gave birth to a daughter by Resident Evil director Anderson.
Stuff she’s done, ie: movies, tv, albums:
Resident Evil, The Fifth Element, He Got Game, Zoolander, Dazed and Confused, Ultraviolett, Dummy, Maxim Magazine
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