Suri van Sornsen

“Da-da-da-da.”

 

Birthday:

6/12/1981

Nickname:

Van

Birthname:

Suri van Sornsen

Hookups:

Unknown
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Hometown:

Holland

Assets:

Legs for miles
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Vices:

Sugar
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Sign:

Gemini

Height:

5'9

Job:

Actress, Model
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Hobbies:

Yoga
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Ethnicity:

Country of Origin:

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Introduction

Suri van Sornsen stands at 5' 9". That's 69 inches of total hotness. 69. Hee-hee.

Life Story

Suri van Sornsen was born in Holland on June 12, 1981, although both of these facts have recently been disputed. One must wonder who disputes these facts. The country of origin? Delivery doctor? Perhaps both.

Suri has recently been making waves in Hollywood with her much anticipated role in the caveman opus 10,000 B.C.. Unfortunately, the producers were hoping to capitalize on the popularity of ABC's "Cavemen", which has proceeded to suck seven shades of terrible. Nonetheless, Camilla Belle will star alongside Suri to bring to life the 'simpleness' of our hairy ancestors. Suri is not coming to the role strictly based on how good she looks in a yak-skin bikini. She has amassed an impressive resume for herself while working in internet ads, music videos and modeling. During her downtime, she simply learned four languages: German, Dutch, French and English. Hopefully, she learned caveman grunt while she was at it. While not a sports star, this leggy blue-eyed hottie boasts gymnastics, aerobics, cycling and martial arts as some of her 'expert activities'. The line for 10,000 B.C. has already begun in most states.