Chuck Norris invented this martial art. That is all you should need to know, but if you want to raise his ire by asking questions, fine, we’ll tell you a little more. Your funeral.
Chun Kuk Do is not actually some weird, Asian way to spell Chuck Norris (which, actually, is Mongolian for fiery mountain of death and beard), it translates to something like “way of many lands” because anybody can learn it!
Except that, of course, nobody can do it as well as Chuck Norris can, because nobody can do anything as well as Chuck Norris can. That’s what we like to call a tautology. As in, “I thought I taut you to respect my beard!”
On a more practical level, Chun Kuk Do is a hybrid fighting form with elements of Taekwondo, Jiu-Jitsu, Shotokan, and a few others. Mainly, though, it is derived from Tang Soo Do which is famous for being the martial art Chuck Norris derived his from, and literally nothing else. Obviously, we haven't studied it extensively, but believe it involves a lot of "boot-up-the-assery."
Guys who use it: He’s mad that we pluralized “guy” back there.
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