Coffee-shop threatens to "punch" customer in his "dick". Ouch. [Consumerist]
Shouting ‘Naked Shorts’ in a crowded market causes widespread panic. [DealBreaker]
An analysis of the now very popular Kanye West 80s-style sunglasses. [Patrick Cassels]
The irony of the rumor-mongering investigation. [1-2]
Topless woman in luxury hotel skybox alarms Toronto Blue Jays fans. [Ottawa Sun]
Can someone hook Josh Hamilton up with a decent sponsorship deal now? What else do you want from him? [SportsBiz]
InBev taking Budweiser global. [NYT]
Police called in to settle down unruly IndyMac customers. [LA Times]
