10 Actresses who should play female advertising product icons. [Jezebel]
Global warming will cause an increase in kidney stones. [CNBC]
Fortress Investment group are a bunch of wankers. [DealBreaker]
Whoopi Goldberg’s real name is Whoopance? [BeingFamous]
The economy isn’t hurting you, Coke. It’s your addiction to high fructose corn syrup! [Reuters]
Heidi Montag will be the next Secretary of The Treasury. [1-2]
The Athlete’s Foot gets rid of their old fungusy logo for good. [Brand New]
A day in the life of a former investment banker. [Mergers&Inquisitions]
Voters want economic leadership. [WSJ]
