This Craigslist personal asks for all the right things (cookies) and demands none of the unnecessary things (exclusivity) when it comes to romance. Anybody can get laid. That’s easy. But quality baked goods lovingly wrapped in a care package? Not so much.

The ad has been screencapped for your viewing pleasure below, so that when the ad comes down, you can still enjoy it. Until that dark day, check out the original ad.