Even though you failed horribly at faking your own death, you still have a super hot babe, a sweet ride, and a private jet as evidenced by this photo. Not sure what the rest of us have to live for if you couldn’t hack it with that setup.
"Our balance sheet is strong, if we get rid of all those pesky employees."
The Bailout Board Game! Make it a drinking game too. I guess that’s all you can really do with it.
German vandals expose the photoshopping hidden within advertising. Danke!
Interview with a shoplifter. Ballsy!
What Madoff could learn from Ponzi, besides how to grow a sweet mustache.
How Palm will rise from the dead.
They didn’t even really need to remix these clips of To Catch A Predator, the show is and amazing stand alone. But I’m glad they did.
The best part of this story: Whether or not she actually dated Patrick Ewing is still not yet confirmed.
Holy Taco with another brilliant installment of: If Movie Posters Were Honest.
Microsoft is friggin’ kidding with this, right?
The NY Mets "claim" their pass on Derek Lowe was not related to Bernie Madoff problems. Not even Mr. Met buys that.