1.) Mad scientist unveils $7,000 fully functioning, talking sex robot. [CNN]
2.) Infographic shows residents per IKEA in your area. [SmallArray]
3.) Paulson admits to being scared and clueless during Lehman collapse. [Tribune]
4.) If your cat is a businessman, he will love this website. [AdFreak]
5.) Holiday Inn in London will send some dude into your bed to warm it up. [BrandFreak]
6.) Editor at Harpers magazine fired MID-CROISSANT. Ouch. [NYT]
7.) Burger King is now in Russia, and the creepy King is chillin with some topless hotties in a steam room. [copyranter]
8.) Fake GE CEO found armed and drunk in a bank after hours. [Consumerist]
9.) Hank Paulson’s book tour is awkward to say the least. [LOLFed]
10.) Some of the dumbest e-mails ever sent. [MainStreet]
11.) Why generation Y is broke. [msn]
12.) Uhhh, your chart’s upside down…. [Explosm]
