1.) Better put out that burning hair quick. [Dealbreaker]
2.) Behold the power of boobs: 11% of Sports Illustrated’s revenue comes from the swimsuit issue. [SAI]
3.) Penn & Teller show off the money trick. [YouTube]
4.) 5 dumbest things on Wall Street this week. [MainStreet]
5.) That New York Times ad finally got what was coming to it. Take that, Old Gray Lady! [BusinessSheet]
6.) Hey, here’s one simple way to improve any website. You’re welcome! [HolyTaco]
7.) Coming from someone who commutes through Newark everyday, I am livid about this. [BrandFreak]
8.) Why Facebook isn’t ready to steal Twitter’s thunder. [TechCrunch]
9.) Fake Michael Bay will always hold a place in our hearts. [ScreenJunkies]
10.) Pro-adultery websites are so hot right now. [AdFreak]
11.) Obama Lava lamps, cuz he’s Hawaiian right? [Animal NY]
12.) Photoshop disaster: Something tells me this article doesn’t translate from spanish to mean "check out this guy with 7 fingers!" [Sin Mordaza]
13.) Fine craftsmanship, my good man. [LookU]
