1.) Chaz Gaspo’s big endorsement. (Gasp!) [Dealbreaker]
2.) Yelling At Bankers: The Movie. [Gawker]
3.) I wonder, are more people drinking Mountain Dew in Appalachia because of the Appalachian Mountains? They know the drink has absolutely nothing to do with mountains, right? [Consumerist]
4.) Free Breakfast at IKEA. Don’t worry, no Swedish meatballs involved. [MainStreet]
5.) Antiques Roadshow 2550: this is why you should hold onto every piece of junk you’ve ever owned. [CollegeHumor]
6.) Morgan Stanley staffer steals bonus. Literally. [Clusterstock]
7.) Of all the ways to depict smoking as bad for your health, they went with stand-alone arms. [Animal NY]
8.) 15 years ago Calvin And Hobbes realized the problem with the bailouts. [Greg Mankiw]
9.) The Onion hires legit CNN anchors to host fake news. Kind of like a judge murdering a juvie! or something, I dunno. [The Biz]
10.) "Cigs yes, furs not so much." [LOLFed]
11.) Getting HIV is as easy chewing gum. After watching this ad: Ugh, I just barfed too. [AdFreak]
12.) The nipple bra: now you can have that sensuous "no-bra look" without the lack of support. [LookU]
