1.) US Economy grinds to halt as everyone realizes money is just paper. [Onion]
2.) So, who else loves Chat Roulette? [AnimalNY]
3.) 3 Tesla Electric SportsCar executives go down in plane crash. I know it’s horrible, but they did hit an electric power line. [Jalopnik]
4.) The lost art of bloodstopping. [MentalFloss]
5.) Orioles pitcher stupidly hurts himself shooting an ad. [AdFreak]
6.) Does new geek Barbie have smaller boobs? Yes. [Consumerist]
7.) Calvin and Hobbes figured out the bailout problem years ago. [Mankiw]
8.) This guy’s igloo man cave proves he’s got it all figured out. [Boston]
9.) Kim Kardashian is an idiot and may have just cost one air marshall his job. [AnimalNY]
10.) Dress made out of condoms. Awww, pretty. [eCouterre]
11.) The secret $6 billion world of the Olympic Committee. [BizInsider]
12.) Unfortunate jazz dance class boobs ad. [copyranter]
