1.) A chart for your most thorough perusal: Bad economy = great music. [ReformedBroker]
2.) Cramer gets called out by White House Press Secretary, then bites back. Booyah? [MainStreet]
3.) An awesome deal care of the San Diego Padres: $5 total for shitload of food at the ballpark. Their team must be terrrrrrible this year. [CNBC]
4.) Good ole Bawney Fwank actin silly. Ughh. [Dealbreaker]
5.) Which state consumes the most online porn? It’s Utah! Congrats, folks! I love the use of the verb ‘consumes’ in this study. Seems disturbingly accurate. [Consumerist]
6.) What’s with Vanity Fair and all these Wall Street exposés? Also, was the graphic design work done with an iSight distortion effect at a local Apple store? [VanityFair]
7.) Vikram Pandit is a Dollar Menunairre. [LOLFed]
8.) The "upside" of unemployment rising. Shorter lines at amusing parks, perhaps? [Portfolio]
9.) Yeah, the Dow has been flat for 43 years. Just feel free to pick up where you left off in the early days of 1966, everyone. [BusinessInsider]
10.) Comcast Town: where everyone is cool as hell and sounds like a Moldy Peaches/Juno Soundtrack song. [AdFreak]
11.) Absinthe having a tough time reminding people its legal now. [BrandFreak]
12.) Justin and Justin’s IM chats at Holy Taco are like relics of a bygone era. When ancient philosophers would debate the very ideals of mankind. Or some crap like that. [HolyTaco]
