1.) Even Madoff look-alikes are getting dissed in NYC. [Dealbreaker]
2.) If you’re sitting there wondering "what the hell is a smart grid?", then boy do I have the perfect read for you. [MainStreet]
3.) Not surprisingly the MLB said no to these ‘A-Fraud’ jerseys. [CNBC Sports Biz]
4.) BlackBerry bullet through Apple commercial gets some respect, too bad no one is getting paid for it. [BrandFreak]
5.) Do not be alarmed by the man in the box costume hiding in your IKEA store. [Consumerist]
6.) Wow, the government really is putting all their eggs in the blue plastic TARP basket. [Gloomberg]
7.) The FDIC will be anything but timid. [LOLFed]
8.) The new nationalized Citi bank commercials are surprisingly honest and very fearful of socialism. (NSFW language) [Funny Or Die]
9.) Today in ‘Ouch’ News: Global economy to shrink for first time since WWII. [Clusterstock]
10.) Learn how to make your very own hologram. [AdFreak]
11.) Recession-friendly college courses. "Leveraging of big titties for financial success 101" sounds like a winner no matter what the economic climate. [HolyTaco]
12.) Ben Stein shows a surprising amount of cluelessness about the economy. Now is the perfect time to pounce and ‘Win [his] Money" [Portfolio]
13.) Cramer responds to Jon Stewart’s epic CNBC rant. [MainStreet]
