1.) Charlie Gasparino’s secret love affair with Jimmy Cayne. [Dealbreaker]
2.) The Jim Cramer/Jon Stewart catfight in handy slideshow format. [MainStreet]
3.) Vasectomy madness is sweeping the nation again this year. [CNBC Sports Biz]
4.) Economic advice from an entrepreneur that’s actually practical. [BusinessInsider]
5.) Once proud Wall Street firms: now is your chance to find the perfect fall guy. Genius. [Craigslist]
6.) Your three biggest interview bloopers to avoid. [Gloomberg]
7.) Geithner peaceing out by June? Word? [LOLFed]
8.) Eliza Dushku is hot AND the ad is good: perfect recipe to follow up Alec Baldwin’s last Hulu commercial. [AdFreak]
9.) Mexican museum ads as violent as Mexico. [AnimalNY]
10.) 7 Movies Watchmen will destroy. [ScreenJunkies]
11.) Demonstrating how hard it is to be a proper Facebook playa. [HolyTaco]
12.) You never know where those fish have been. [LookU]







