1.) A guide to prison gangs for Bernie Madoff. [ReformedBroker]
2.) 5 awesomely cheap last minute Spring Break deals. Bring beads, young grasshopper. [MainStreet]
3.) Meredith Whitney talking about ‘family jewels’ again. [Dealbreaker]
4.) Sick of Cramer vs. Stewart? Try on an Arianna Huffington and Erin Burnett catfight! [BusinessInsider]
5.) Not sick of Cramer vs. Stewart? Here’s the latest to keep you occupied. Getcha popcorn ready for Thursday night. [Variety]
6.) Moody’s releases the Bucket List. There’s just something decidedly un-sexy about investing in ‘bottom rung’ securities. [LOLFed]
7.) Generation ‘OMG’ is really annoying the shit out of me too. [CNBC Pony Blog]
8.) An actually free credit report website parodies the freecreditreport pirates commercial.[AdFreak]
9.) It has nothing to do with the fluctuating price of oil. Here’s why the shipping industry is doing so poorly: they drive all their trucks into low bridges. [Break]
10.) "Keep the barking down to a minimum out there, old boy!" [ScreenJunkies]
11.) South Park calls Pepsi on their bogus, seizure-inducing, pile-of-garbage "ads". [BrandFreak]
12.) The formula to determine if you live in a white trash city. [HolyTaco]
