Photo.) thatsparklychick [Flickr]
1.) This is a totally legitimate question, right? Why won’t you answer me, Kneale?! [Twitter]
2.) If world renowned hip hop star Pharrell can’t engage in commerce at McDonald’s, what hope is there for the rest of us? [YouTube]
3.) A solid resume if I ever did see one. [Noah Stokes]
4.) Sperm donations becoming the next economic bubble? Easily the grossest ‘bubble’ I’ve ever imagined. [MainStreet]
5.) Attn CEOs: Have your assistant’s assistant look over these humorous JetBlue promo videos and then give you the executive summary of the LOLs. [JetBlue]
6.) JP Morgan London is dutifully manning its battle stations, Gov’na. [DealBreaker]
7.) "Geithner in stable-but-critical condition": Oh man, I hope his loved ones don’t read this headline and think he’s hurt or something. Let’s just pray they keep reading all the way till………. now. Phew, close one. [Clusterstock]
8.) Best classic SNL commercial parodies: a more complete version. [Hulu via AdFreak]
9.) Padma Lakshmi likes burgers almost as much as I like watching her sensually eat them. [YouTube]
10.) Another surprisingly accurate assessment of modern life from South Park: bailout edition. [LOLFed]
11.) Unless I completely misinterpreted this short article, the makers of Clorox bleach are starving poor people in Haiti. Those heartless bastards. [BrandFreak]
12.) The ‘Where The Wild Things Are’ Trailer is awesome, but I think ScreenJunkies has a pretty convincing argument as to why. [ScreenJunkies]
