Photo.) fooishbar (He’s got all the essentials covered, I suppose.) [Flickr]
1.) Ratigan’s ‘evil’ plot, revealed? [DealBreaker]
2.) A trend graph in need of further analysis. [GoogleTrends via Twitpic]
3.) I would love to be sitting in Madoff’s Mets seats on opening day. [AP]
4.) How to earn some cash and get some vagabond squatter out of your newly purchased foreclosed home. [MainStreet]
5.) Win a dream vacation just by explaining how pathetic things have gotten. Shouldn’t be too hard, right? [CNBC]
6.) Laid off auto dealers BRAWL! "Duke it out for 0% financing, you mofos!" [Clusterstock]
7.) An erotic-themed commercial that’s neither perverted nor gross. Brilliant! [copyranter]
8.) KFC will be fixing our potholes from now on. [Consumerist]
9.) Large multi-national banking firms are fleeting, their crappy pens last forever. [BrandFreak]
10.) What Consumer Reports should really be working on instead of telling me how lame American cars are every new issue. [Gizmodo]
11.) Say it ain’t so, Vince from ShamWow, just say it ain’t so! Another hero bites the dust. [AdFreak]
12.) Buffalo buffalo Buffallo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo: greatest Wikipedia article of all time? [Wikipedia]
13.) The lady leading all the bitchy protests for the G20 conference used to be pretty hot. (NSFW) [DailyStar]
14.) Madoff is in the Final Four of the Douchebag Tournament. So proud of him! Gotta represent the Street, yo! [HolyTaco]
