1.) Anal_yst writing for DB now? Awww hell yeah, kid! [DealBreaker]
2.) Obama lays out which companies will live, which will die. Sorry, Mr. Coffee. You had a good run. [SNL]
3.) It’s good to know Andy Rooney is down with what the kids are watching these days. [ScreenJunkies]
4.) The Happiness Index? Does this make anyone want to move to Nebraska? [MainStreet]
5.) With the unemployment getting really close to 150%, would you believe "Just Another" Dick "In The" Fuld is now gainfully employed. Seriously?! [WSJ]
6.) Online brokerage, Zecco, has the worst April Fools prank ever. [Consumerist]
7.) Is this the end of the Pandit Bandit? (and how many more times am I going to have to ask this?) [Clusterstock]
8.) Breaking the one rule of food advertising: don’t make it unappetizing. [copyranter]
9.) Where do shopping malls go when they die? [ReformedBroker]
10.) Geithner readies the ‘GTFO’ sign. [LOLFed]
11.) Finally, a product recall I’m happy to see. [TheOnion]
12.) Pittsburgh Pirates have the cheapest MLB beer this year: $4.75? That’s awesome! I was at the new Yankee stadium for the Cubs game on Saturday, spent $10 for a 21-ounce Bud Light in a crappy plastic souvenir cup. [SportsBiz]
13.) Channel 11 News doesn’t do any fact checking on April Fools Day. [Animal NY]
14.) Dubai: how not to build a city. [Toronto Star]
15.) A list of geniuses who say their inventions go horribly wrong. Don’t worry, Rick Wagoner isn’t on here. [Cracked]
