1.) I’m trying to come up with some other words we need in the English language. Maybe something relating to when a statement becomes completely devoid of all meaning after you stuffed it with jargon and financial acronyms? [Cracked]
2.) Jake DeSantis from AIG hasn’t actually quit yet. All this after his much-publicized ‘peace out, Boss’ in the form of a NYT op-ed diatribe. [Dealbreaker]
3.) Domino’s employees film themselves doing gross stuff to your food and then put it on YouTube. Is it possible these are a couple of of Pizza Hut employees who stole some uniforms? [Consumerist]
4.) Your guide to free stuff/food on Tax Day this Wednesday. [MainStreet]
5.) How Satan uses Twitter to stop illegal file sharing. [TheBiz]
6.) What does CNBC really stand for? (not an ideological question). [Clusterstock]
7.) The story behind GoldmanSachs666: Lloyd is pissed. [LOLFed]
8.) The Top 10 signs we are in a real live Banana Republic. [Barricade]
9.) Time to get psyched for an 800 on your verbal section. Having some fun with analogies: the Wall Street version. [ReformedBroker]
10.) The Germans are straight up chillin in this recession. Don’t make them angry. [Newsweek]
11.) We must defeat the Hitler sperm. [AdFreak]
12.) Tiny plaques make me feel good about larger ones. [AnimalNY]
13.) Hockey fans are very particular about their giant CGI Subway ads. [BrandFreak]
14.) How do they advertise milk in Russia? You don’t want to know. [copyranter at Animal NY]
