1.) The 5 dumbest things on Wall Street last week. [TheStreet]
2.) Barry Diller is not eating that shit, Power Lunch. [Gawker]
3.) Lynn Tilton was a lot more fun in the 80s. [Dealbreaker]
4.) Why you shouldn’t buy a Prius.[MainStreet]
5.) JPMorgan hitting up guy’s daughter via MySpace. Dudes, ever heard of Twitter? [LOLFed]
6.) Keeping track of Business News outlets’ site traffic. I’m somewhat surprised by this. Thought CNBC would be higher up with all their linkbait tactics. [Gloomberg]
7.) Nestea ads sound kind of pervy. [AdFreak]
8.) Just in case you haven’t seen SNL awesome "Like A Boss" digital short. I’m imagining Jamie Dimon runs JP Morgan just like this. [Hulu]
9.) Is it possible to make an entire outfit out of air-conditioned gimmick clothing? Yes. Yes it is. [AirConCo]
10.) Damn, when will this ATM skimmer madness stop?! [Consumerist]
11.) Cramer hands some loser 401k book author his ass. [Clusterstock]
12.) It’s time to get over this market rally. [Barron's]
