1.) The "blog" of "unnecessary quotation marks" catches JP Morgan Chase admitting to a "ponzi scheme". [LOLFed]
2.) Mr. "Ben Dover" requests that the SEC listen to his thoughts. [Self-Evident]
3.) Worth magazine starts charging $20 per issue for your humble peons, but the super wealthy get it for free. Brilliant ideas coming out of the print industry. [TIME]
4.) Are 401(k)s a bad idea? Let’s see you rationalize your way out of this. [MainStreet]
5.) Is Elizabeth Warren blowing her credibility? [BusinessInsider]
6.) Casting the Madoff Movie. [DailyBeast]
7.) Find out what happened to all your favorite vlogging Web 2.0 stars, including former WallStrip host, Lindsay Campbell. [SiliconAlleyInsider]
8.) Corporate doublespeak is alive and well on Earth Day. [BigMoney]
9.) These Samantha Haberkorn coffee tables are a steal! And with so much backstory too… [HolyTaco]
10.) German ad features hot chicks violently assaulting each other for lingerie. A bit much, no? [copyranter]
11.) Why does Maureen Dowd hate Twitter so much? She’s trying to prove how out of touch with reality she actually is. [WalletPop]
12.) Compelling advertising for invisible children. Hope they put airholes in this one. [ScreenCast]
