1.) Red Bull Cola could be banned in Germany after actual cocaine traces are found in it: quietly the Red Bull guerrilla marketing team leader is getting a big raise.[DailyMail]
2.) It’s made of 100% cotton, its sales are 99% ironic: inside the blockbuster wolf t-shirt sales on Amazon. [WashingtonPost]
3.) Word of advice: If you’re hiding out with your millions of ill-gotten new zealand dollars, don’t update your Facebook status with details of your new location. [Consumerist]
4.) Photoshopped animal abuse sells digital cameras. [AnimalNY]
5.) Zune Pass vs. iTunes: which is a better value? [MainStreet]
6.) "Why I got a PhD in political philosophy and then became a motorcycle mechanic": I dunno, cuz you’re a total badass?! [Clusterstock]
7.) "Other banks won’t give you a pony unless you explicitly ask for one," claims bizarre new bank advertisement. [AdFreak]
8.) Transfer to Morgan Stanley UK immediately, what a wild place! [ReformedBroker]
9.) Cars are somewhat complex. [Tumblr]
10.) Did you know the USA is now in the ‘sovereign’ industry? [Ritholtz]
11.) Dwight Howard is stepping up his Vitamin Water promoting game. [CNBC]
12.) Government ran out of money. Whoops! [LOLFed]
