1.) The woman who was too smoking hot to work for Citigroup. [BizInsider]
2.) What’s it like to be Al Qaeda’s chief financial officer? [BigMoney]
3.) This guy’s weird voicemail is officially worst pickup line ever. [Gawker]
4.) James Bond’s original Aston Martin is for sale. [Consumerist]
5.) Interesting take on someone’s ‘net worth’ [WrongWay]
6.) Iceland looks like a fun place to visit. [Vimeo]
7.) What’s worse than a stupid ad? A six story stupid ad. [copyranter]
8.) Poor engineer builds his own makeshift Porsche. AWESOME! [SM]
9.) Michael Bay gives the best Gulf Oil spill soundbytes. [XKCD]
10.) The Shredder will take care of these papers for you. [Explosm]
11.) "I don’t want to be here." [imgur]
12.) BP CEO gives awkward Facebook apology. [Facebook]
