1.) {photo} With the passing of marketing genius Billy Mays, the world is a little less bright. (Better get some Oxi-Clean on it) [Consumerist]
2.) 5 Dumbest Things on Wall Street last week (Boeing? More like boring!) [TheStreet]
3.) Is a fee-only financial planner worth it? (Depend. Can he predict the future?) [MainStreet]
4.) Dick Bove says the darndest things. [Dealbreaker]
5.) Mark Sanford’s Aregetinian girl was a commodities trader. (Trading on the international extramarital love exchange) [Clusterstock]
6.) Attention: the old milkman can now get boners. [copyranter]
7.) How we traded the King of Pop for 10 extra best picture nominees. (Good deal?) [TheBigMoney]
8.) New Home Owner Hallucinations: "We’ll rent for a year then sell when the market improves." (keep living the dream you prices of optimism) [BusinessInsider]
9.) The business leaders of tomorrow may be the has-been athletes of yesterday. (At least we’ll have some CEOs with better bodies than Jimmy Caynre) [BusinessWeek]
10.) Badvertising: promoting "The Crimes of Josef Fritzl" as a Father’s Day promotion. [BrandRepublic]
11.) Tricky situations: Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch and hedge funds. [ReformedBroker]
12.) Japan smacks Citi with the naughty stick. [LOLFed]
13.) 9 hangover myths and the real cures. [MadeMan]
