1.) Sweat stains define what job you have. [CH]
2.) Photoshop time portals. Jump in! [Giz]
3.) How NYC subways finally got cell service. [Bloomberg]
4.) Best marketing plan of the year? Amare Stoudemire turns Jewish in NYC. [ESPN]
5.) Uh oh, Facebook just made a baby… [CH]
6.) Dell responds to claims that tech guy stole nudie pics off comp. [Consumerist]
7.) Get yourself a cool tool set and stop looking lame. [Uncrate]
8.) Why men should write advice columns. [imgur]
9.) Hmm, this CD copying software is saying weird stuff… [imgur]
10.) Facebook tells all Spanish birthday friends: "F*ck you bitches" [TC]
11.) Hell isn’t as bad as you think. [Junkies]
12.) Real Machete trailer is bloodier than fake one. [AdFreak]
