1.) State Street resorts to childish namecalling to get people to carelessly invest early. [copyranter]
2.) Prior to offering sound personal finance advice Suze Orman was massaging cats. [BuzzFeed]
3.) Print advertising is officially dead. Look out for micro videos in your magazines. [CNET]
4.) Yet another reason to hate the French: they work less and earn more. [MoneyGame]
5.) Goldman Sachs announces they’re a "holding company" now. [Clusterstock]
6.) Internet hurts productivity in the workplace. [AdWeek]
7.) How could ExxonMobil possibly be the most eco-friendly company?! [Inhabitat]
8.) Check out where the average American family spends their money. [VisualEconomics]
9.) Recycle your sex toys? Uh, sure… [WalletPop]
10.) How is Peter Parker’s boss handling the tough economy in NYC? [EcoComics]
11.) Michael Vick jerseys for your pets. Bad idea? [Consumerist]
12.) I’m not even sure what this article is about. I can’t get past this photo of Lloyd Blankfein in a fishnet bodysuit. [Dealbreaker]
13.) Hottie CNBC chick Amanda Drury loves the hobos in the park. There’s hope for me yet! [BizInsider]
