1.) In Serbia, the fees won’t kill you at the ATMs, but the 6 foot Boa Constrictors might. [AP]
2.) Beggar makes $400-a-day on the streets in Australia. [DailyTelegraph]
3.) Softward arrest leads to big reveal of a Wall Street secret. And no, it’s not "how to lose 75% of your value in 2 months." [NYT]
4.) The blind prankster teenager "with superpowers" who terrorized the TeleComm industry. [RollingStone]
5.) Not A Good Sign: Broke Consumers Fill Up Carts And Leave Them. [Consumerist]
6.) Would you like to name a major economic index after youself? Think how cool it would be for news anchors to say "The Phil is down 500 points today." [LOLFed]
7.) Women with high testosterone take more money risks. Do they have a more pronounced Adam’s apple too?… [Clusterstock]
8.) Buy a Hummer, Get a Rifle: What a deal! [Green Sheet]
9.) New book about Bernie Madoff compares the size of his genitals to the opening of a single-serving honey jar. [Dealbreaker]
10.) Why Craigslist is such a mess. [WIRED]
11.) Despite Yahoo getting totally PWNED by Google in every other category, they still dominate Finance search. [Ritholtz]
12.) Recession causes horrible fashion trends to re-emerge. [ReformedBroker]
13.) Frugally Delicious: how to cut cooking costs without cutting quality. [NPR]
14.) The trashiest stocks are the best ones to buy right now apparently. [BizInsider]
