1.) Irish accountants get in trouble for listing hottest female coworkers. (full list w/photos) [Gawker]
2.) How are we preparing for retirement? [Onion]
3.) Tipster who leaked Google bonuses was fired. [Valleywag]
4.) A guide for converting number of deaths into units of Hitler and money. Uhh….? [imgur]
5.) Girls’ High School hurdles has never been this intense before. [Gawker]
6.) Scammers trick guy into paying $20 million for weird conspiracy protection. [Gizmodo]
7.) Nintendo sues over "It’s on like Donkey Kong!" [Consumerist]
8.) Get a hold of Sam Adams’ new infinium beer [Uncrate]
9.) This seems backwards… [imgur]
10.) Your business cards ain’t shit! I jump for cash! [27slashB]
11.) How couples really spend their money! [Mint]
12.) Man arrested for punching boss after being fired. [TribLocal]
