You may have heard snippets of various urban legends circling around Girl World involving the SAG (Seemingly Awesome Guy) who manages to hide his secret mania for long enough that his girlfriend’s eventual discovery of a giant bag of hair in his closet or a box full of human teeth in his kitchen is so horrifying that she loses it and moves to the mountains to become a cat-hoarding recluse, never to be heard from again.
I’m not sure if anything I’ve said will make any sense at all if you’re one of these peculiar fellows, but if you’re an OND (Otherwise Normal Dude) who just has a weird pension for obsessively cataloguing his bathroom visits, then it behooves you to find a way to gently break the news to your fling so as not to scare her into becoming the stuff of urban folklore. Perhaps she can even share in your borderline-OCD behavior; then you’ll know you’ve really found The One.
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