When you look like the toolbox for a Budweiser commercial, you don’t really need a flashy name. This diamond plated kegerator with a built-in flat screen is called the Diamond Plate Kegerator Cabinet. You’ve got to appreciate the word economy if nothing else.

This cabinet of party-throwing hardware is made of powdercoated steel and aluminum with 6′ phenolic casters welded to the base rated over 1,500 pounds (more beer and TV than you should probably be allowed).  The cabinet measures 23.5” deep x 47.5” wide x 64” tall, and the monitor (optional, or you can mount your own) can be up to 44”.

It’s like a less-kitschy Arkeg. Now, if only we could figure out a way to put a circular bed or bodacious hot tub in this thing. Anyway, she weighs in at 235 pounds, costs about $1,700, and comes in 7 different colors. [Buy it]