From Fresh Pepper

I think yesterday’s job interview went well:

Interviewer: So, do you have any kids?
Fresh: I don’t really think you’re supposed to ask that.
Interviewer: I don’t really think you have this job yet.
Fresh: Well, no, I don’t. Now do I have the job?
Interviewer: No, not yet.

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Interviewer: Well, that’s all I have. Do you have any questions for me?
Fresh: Do you think this tie is too shiny for a job interview?