Looks like we found the perfect dream job for anyone near Chicago looing to drink for free tomorrow night (Sept 5).

A recent Craigslist post may satisfy everything you’ve been searching for in a career:

We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag along and drink heavily. He doesn’t even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.

The birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don’t worry, we will purchase all the drinks.”

I’m not charging a ‘finders fee’ or any ‘job placement commission’, all I ask is that someone please take pictures.

Wanting to drink all night with a clown isn’t really that strange of a request. Maybe they were just real big Sublime fans?

Craigslist: Seeking Adult Drunk Clown For 30th Birthday Party, Sept 5, 2008 via CH