You may need it just as much as she does.
As the World Cup begins without us, we picture a very different Team USA.
One grown man seeks to explain many a grown man’s obsession.
No joke: It’s surprising doable.
Various schools of thoughts on the minimum requirements.
The time has come to clean out your closets.
The comic had a unique genius for capturing the emptiness and satisfaction of day-to-day life.
Some of these men should exit now with their heads held high.
Bananas and black cats (and killing an albatross), who knew?
They wuz robbed!
From Lance Armstrong to Michael Vick.
Those who believed all this from the start were not as delusional as we thought.
No joke, one of them involves… yoyos.
With the Olympics just a few months away, America’s greatest skier opens up.
Let the outrage begin!
Meet some things that go bump in the ring.
Every so often it’s not as fake as you think.
Seriously, you’ve gotta do The McKittrick Masquerade: Inferno.
Cue up these spooky tracks and watch spirits rise.
Max Moon, Mantaur and more!
Eat your heart out, Undertaker.
And some of them aren't even trying.