On the list of people you probably don’t want to piss off, “Chinese construction workers” just climbed several notches. According to police in northern China, this epic bulldozer battle video is not, in fact, footage from the next Michael Bay movie.

Rather, an argument between construction workers from rival companies resulted in a multi-bulldozer showdown and at least two fast-moving “wheel loader”-style ’dozers overturned in the street. Construction in general is slumping in China, so tensions are high.

But from what we understand, no one was seriously hurt, so we’ll just sit back and savor this titanic clash, which is basically the real-life version of all those Tonka toys we smashed into each other in the sandbox as kids. Ah, those were the days…