While giving a live report on futures at the Chicago Board of Trade, reporter Steve Cohn is interrupted by an enraged trader asking the age-old question, “Who put this dick on my back?“:
Putting a white and neon pink novelty penis on a young trader’s back is a gag as old as the very concept of capitalism. As if wearing those lame colorful jackets wasn’t bad enough, now they’ve gotta be on constant ‘plastic dick’ surveillance too?
As you can see from the screengrab below, that thing was attached nice and high, just above his shoulders. Great technique, but how did he not notice this sooner? And does the guy sound really drunk to anyone else or is it just me?