After a hard day at work, all you want to do is kick your heels up, throw on some soothing tunes, and relax. And your lady friend’s inability to suck it up and rub you down is severely hindering the realization of this dream.

Well, who needs her? You sure won’t when you have the Music Chocolate Ottoman. This is not your grandma’s ottoman (never thought we‘d say that). Actually, this is about as cool as an ottoman can and will ever get. Not only does it play your favorite music when you plug in your MP3 player, but it uses the bass from the song playing to give a vibrating massage to the beat. Grab a beer and you’re well on your way to achieving maximum relaxation. You can also do away with clunky speaker systems screwing with the “feng shui” of your room; your speakers are coming from the furniture itself. It’s a space saver if you don’t have a lot of space already. If only you could get this ottoman to cook you dinner. It will be available after it’s debut at 100% Design London at the end of this month.