Please Dress Me is both the name of this site and the echo of all the silent cry many quarter-life-old men scream into their closets each morning. Thankfully, this well-named site can answer that scream, now, and come pretty close to dressing you. It’s basically Google but only for T-shirts – it only pulls results from t-shirt site. 

Let’s say you want a yellow t-shirt featuring a sexy cartoon, but you don’t care which, you can enter those search terms and get pretty damn close to what you’re after. Alternatively, you can browse the tags for something interesting (like squirrel or William Howard Taft). Or, you can go to a list of nerd-celebrities and see the shirts that Please Dress me helped them snag. Check it out.