A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office.
“Things aren’t going too well, guys,” he announced grimly. “So to perk up sales I’m announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job.”
“What does the loser get?” asked one of the salesmen.
The owner looked at both men and said, “The loser gets to give it.”