The sun’s hot, the water’s cool, and the bikinis are everywhere. Yes, folks, it’s pool party season. But you can’t just stroll up in your purple Speedo, chug a beer and start cannonballing. Well, you can, but it might not impress the owners of those bikinis. Thankfully, the folks at AWOL have you covered. They’re throwing a red-hot, can’t-miss bash at Hollywood’s famed Roosevelt Hotel this weekend (tickets here), and some of the lovely female attendees have all the advice you need to be the most popular guy on the deck. Click on for an, um, educational slideshow.