Few things can overshadow the majestic sight of New York Jets coach Rex Ryan’s nipples, but a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey (and nothing else) made news. Same for the already heavily decorated Lil Wayne’s new “BAKED” ink. Such is the power of tattoos: they can take an incredibly weird and/or stupid idea and make it permanent. Since nobody has more weird and/or stupid ideas than celebrities, here’s a salute to stars and their idiotic ink.


