It happens. You know, life cock-blocking your time to get busy. Work demands, kid obligations, arguing over menial shit like carpet swatches with your significant other. To ward off the boner-killing monotony, make use of your living space in ways that go beyond living. Yes, I’m talking about getting carnal on your kitchen counter, under the showerhead and over the coffee table. It’ll change your (sex) life for the better, I swear.
1. Shower: Oh, shower sex how do we love thee? Let us count the ways: soapy and steamy to start. I mean is there anything not to love? The constant slip and slide of bodies getting dirty while getting clean is always hot. Try giving it to her from behind while the shower pelts your back. Or facing each other while you hoist her up. The moaning girl pressed up against the cold tile will never get old.
2. Countertop: There’s something oh so gratifying about being thrown up on the countertop and just getting hungry with it. Yeah, you knocked over some toiletries. Maybe a vase broke. Make sure the pleasure is so igniting that your give-a-shit-meter ceases to register.
3. Bedroom (But Not on the Bed): Drop those silly notions of romanticized missionary sex and throw each other down on the floor for once. Being on the floor provides more stability for deep penetrating positions. Try stuffing a few pillows under her behind and entering her missionary but with a whole new twist.
4. Kitchen: While it’s been the sight of many animalistic displays of passion in movies, many of us stop there—daydreaming about it rather than just going for it. If you have a kitchen island, have you girl lay over it while you enter her from behind. Pull her hair. Spank her. And if the fruit basket isn’t secure, it’s OK, worry about the spilled limes and lemons later. You know, priorities.
5. Living Room: Sure there’s the sofa but what about the coffee table? Try sitting down while your girl straddles you, reverse cowgirl with her hands on the coffee table for support. Let her have control while she gyrates back and forth. The angle will hit her G-spot without a doubt while you nibble on her earlobes and cup her breasts.