Any Iced Tea Drink This listing includes but is not limited to: Long Island Iced Teas, Long Beach Iced Teas, Tokyo Teas, Adios MFs and whatever other four-spirit monstrosities today’s youths have conjured up. The days of trying to get as drunk as possible, as quickly and as cheaply as possible. should be over by now. And few drinks are as capable as these are at being bright, shining, neon-colored beacons to the world that say “I'm cheap and have no taste. I hope you are too."