Whether you are sober or stoned, you read that right. According to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, both men and women who use marijuana report having around 20 percent more sex than those who abstain. So when the munchies kick in, why not head to the kitchen (table) for more than one reason? That’s right, it isn’t just for eating Funyuns anymore; it’s time for a sexual feast. Here are six innovative yet still practical positions on which to dine. Oh, and we can assure you: Your lady will be begging for seconds! Photo: iStock/Getty Images Plus
1. Bend Over Forward: If you’re into some aggressive action, bend your partner over the table, with her chest up against it, and take her from behind. This is a great position if you enjoy doggie style and the added sensation of the smooth table on naked skin is bound to get her more than just hot and bothered.
2. Amazing Butterfly: Have her lie on her back on the tabletop with her butt hanging slightly over the edge. Position her legs and feet over your shoulders, bent into the shape of butterfly wings. This position allows you to go deeper and harder while watching every single second of the show.
3. Laying Down Scissors: A variation of the Amazing Butterfly, your girl is laying down on her back with her legs crisscrossed over your shoulders (her right leg should be on your right shoulder). This makes for a tighter penetration.
4. Leg Lock: For this to work, the table needs to come up to your waist. Set your lady on the edge of the table and have her wrap her legs around you, putting her hands on the table and pushing toward you with every thrust.
5. Table Ride: For a change in scenery, lie on the table and have her straddle you. Wrap your arms tightly around her as she takes the lead. Make sure to pull her closer with every thrust to go deeper.
6. Elevated Wheelbarrow: She stands at the front of the table (or couch, in a pinch) and lays the top half of her body over it. Standing behind her, pick up her legs, hold them like the handles of a wheelbarrow and take control. This position can be great for both vaginal and anal penetration.