Chances are your girlfriend has stolen a number of your sweatshirts… and your T-shirts… and probably even your boxers. So you shouldn’t feel too bad about raiding her vanity for fine toiletries. Puffy eyes, dry skin, greasy scalp? Magical potions for these problems await you just beyond the Narnia doors that are her bathroom cabinets. So scope out the scene because she’s probably got the following stashed somewhere. Pro tip: Stay away from self-tanner—you’re sure to get caught orange-handed.
Renew Eye Cream ($38, bareMinerals): Skate through your mornings with no evidence of sleep deprivation. This cream is made with mineral manganese, Vitamin C and Chai Hu extract to fight puffiness and dark circles, soothe the skin and protect against collagen breakdown. You’ll look like you’ve totally slept eight hours.
Fresh Effect Dry Shampoo (Prices vary by location, Eufora): So you haven’t bathed in a few days—with Aloe Vera, cornstarch, botanical extracts and some aromatherapy blends, this dry shampoo will save your second-day hair by absorbing excess oil and odor. Spray it throughout, starting at the root, comb it through and carry on with dignity.
Enlighten Correcting Crème ($57, Estée Lauder): You never knew you needed a toner, but you do. This color corrector infuses the skin with moisture to restore natural radiance and has powerful anti-oxidants and anti-irritants to rid your skin of red splotches, hyperpigmentation, dry patches and the like.
Anti-Aging Cream ($51, Bodyography): This overnight serum boasts a concentrated form of collagen amplifiers that get to work smoothing out fine lines and wrinkles while you sleep. It’s also packed with bamboo and pea extract that help prevent new wrinkles from forming, so you can continue making stern expressions, wrinkling your brow and all the things men do with their faces.
Daily Moisturizer ($15, Neutrogena): Moisturize your skin on the reg with this brightening lotion. It won’t clog your pores and it’s got SPF 25 to protect you from those rays outside in the world.
Dry Oil Body Mist ($40, AHAVA): Douse yourself in nourishing Dead Sea minerals that smell of mandarin and cedarwood and recharge and soften the skin. You'll glow like a pregnant woman, except you're not pregnant. And you're not a woman. But… you get the idea.
Exfoliating Cleanser ($10, Olay): This regenerating cream deep cleans and simultaneously speeds up surface cell regeneration, all while gently exfoliating and detoxifying your skin. And, unlike a lot of products on the market, it won’t dry you out in the process.